1. Harleys don't get knocked up.
2. You can ride your Harley any time of the month.
3. Harleys don't have parents.
4. Harley's don't whine unless something is wrong.
5. You can share your Harley with your bros.
6. Harleys don't give a rat's ass how many other Harleys you've had.
7. Your Harley always arrives at places the same time you do.
8. Your Harley doesn't care if you have more than one Harley.
9. Harleys don't give a shit if you look at other Harleys.
10. Harleys don't mind if you buy Harley magazines.
11. You'll never hear "Surprise, you're going to have another Harley, Dear!", unless you go out an buy one.
12. If your Harley goes flat, you can fix it.
13. If your Harley's too loose, you can tighten it.
14. If your Harley's misaligned, you don't have to discuss politics, feminism, new age religion or finances with it.
15. You don't have to be jealous of another guy who works on your Harley.
16. You can ride your Harley as long as you want and it won't get sore.(But YOU might!)
17. Harleys don't get headaches.
18. Harleys won't insult you if you have a bad ride.
19. Your Harley never wants a night out with the other Harleys.
20. You can ride your Harley the first time you meet it without so much as buying it a drink.

Big Joe's ol'lady snuck behind him one morning while he was sucking down coffee and whacked him upside the head. "I found this piece of paper in your pants pocket with the name Marylou written on it", she said, furious. "You had better have an explaination!" "Calm down, baby," Big Joe replied. "Remember last week when I was at the races? That was the name of the horse I bet on."
The next morning his ol'lady snuck up behind him again and smacked him on the back side of his head with a frying pan. "Your fucking horse called last night!"


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